Chuck Norris Approves of New App Store Layout

Chuck Norris displeased with his App Store sales demanded Apple re-design their App Store layout. After weeks of countless attempts to get Apple’s attention, Chuck Norris decided it was time to bring on the pain. Chuck Norris threatened to remove his game from the App Store and shift development to Android, which would cause millions of customers to abandon their iPhones in favor of Droids.

Apple whittled under the pressure and began re-designing the App Store pages under the watchful eye of Chuck Norris. Iteration after iteration of App Store pages were shown to Chuck Norris, but none satisfied him. Growing impatient with the inept Apple designer Chuck Norris realized he had to take matters into his own hands. Chuck Norris performed his patented roundhouse kick on the designer’s iMac, crushing the left column of the App Store page into a narrow strip, giving birth to the new App Store layout!

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